“The Sky is Falling, The Sky is Falling”
I’m very nervous… actually quite scared. I try not to think about it (take deep breaths
I keep telling myself and this too will pass).
But I just can’t. How
could I? How could you? If you keep getting bombarded with emails over the last
few days. It seems like as soon as it’s
out of my head then BOOM I see another email in my inbox!
Oh my God! …. It’s happening again…
The prices are rising! The prices are rising!
Depending which oracle or deity you consult- the end time is
nearing. We have days, just hours, to
act! Doom’s Day will be either March 13th or 15th
depending on which way you read your doomsday calendars.
That’s right… Burger King and White Castle are raising
their prices! My friend Ted (who is
actually an opening DJ for Ed Sheeran) told me to keep calm. He said this happens every year… There are some
Nostradamus people out there who will predict the end of days. He says its best to focus on life 10 years
ago, when things were good, cheap, life was more simple. But I keep asking myself “How am I going to
afford my regular fast food fix?” He reassures
me with graphs that the prices are not actually rising… But blog posts and
emails from my favorite fast food restaurants tell me differently! Spin me something relaxing DJ to calm my
nerves please.
They say it can be predicted by the currency exchange and the markets, its in there the Chinese Yuan and the USD... its all in the cards man... perfectly explained... are you saying you know something about the markets????
They say it can be predicted by the currency exchange and the markets, its in there the Chinese Yuan and the USD... its all in the cards man... perfectly explained... are you saying you know something about the markets????
Get this….White Castle is even raising their prices of their
small fries and I don’t even like small fries!
But this has me really really concerned because just like the Beastie Boys
say “White Castle fries only come in one size!”
Not only that, but their yearly promotion is ending… How will I get my
$5.00 All Barbecue Chicken Meal… not until next year or maybe they won’t even be
running that promotion next year… who knows how long I have to wait for a deal
like that?
Who out there will reassure me? I’m begging you people. I can even meet you at Macha Tea Company near
by for some tea… its actually not on Norris Court at all but in a new lot by the
Freeway and is Open all night long for those who are will to step out of their
comfort zone. I know It’s not the same
now that John went away but I’m beginning to like it more…. Nah there’s no time
for that…
I was getting real weak so I went to White Castle for the
$5.00 meal but they sold out! Ahhhh….
Ok, scrap that idea… run to your closest Burger King or
White Castle- drive through is fastest. Now
is your only time to act. So don’t hesitate
and act now... Take out your wallet or puerhse and follow the links.
Don’t miss out! Don’t miss out! Don’t miss out!
Peace
5 comments:
Remember to add on Uber Eats. :D
People are just trying to save money and be pragmatic. Taxi union not happy!
Just rediscovered your blog a while ago. Still one of my favorites 👍
You dont review shu puer that often correct?
xiaguan whisky,
Many thanks.
I don’t drink very much shu. I have a small stash from the early 2000s when I first started drinking puerh and a few samples. Dipped in a bit when my Sheng was becoming depleated and it tasted good.
I really enjoyed the Roster shu from Yunnan Sourcing and considered a purchase. Their newly released Yiwu shu looks good.
Peace
Rooster shu is one of my favorites. And that yiwu shu looks pretty good !
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